y is my peen peen so small
Huh? I thought everyone did that?I love doing this. Especially older books.
…. my TFIOS copy smelled like vanilla bean ice cream.
My TFIOS copy smelled like tears and pain
book smell is the best smell
when i was born i was given the choice between a big dick or a great memory
which did you choose
i don’t remember
its been a decade since 2004 now im uncomfortable
My favourite Christmas carol is silent night because of the line “holy infant, so tender and mild” because I like to imagine the baby Jesus as a chicken wing
Umbridge: “Boys and girls are not permitted to be within 8 inches of each other.”
[gay wizard laughter]
It makes me laugh even more that this is an actual rule at my school lol.