ryan | twenty | essex
pics of me
a little bit about me
i want to dance
i want to dance
i want lust and love and a smattering of romance
but im no good at dancing
yet i have to do something
tonight im gonna play it straight
im gonna take my chance
i want to dance
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
found the twelve year old
this is almost as fun as ‘find the vegan’
we are not entertainment clowns. we simply eat healthy. go back to burger king.
i found the vegan
(Source: mysterywrappedinanenigma)
(Source: pleasestopbeingsad)
I try to laugh about it
Cover it all up with lies
I try to laugh about it
Hiding the tears in my eyes
‘Cause boys don’t cry
Toucan finds a traffic cam
(Source: dorkstrider)
I traveled for one month around California and I swear I saw the most breathtaking landscapes. It was a great experience to explorer new places, to try the local food and to meet new people. I got lucky enough to grab a few stills and I’m still working on a video.
My beloved state
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Does anybody remember this show? Where Mickey had a comedy club that all the classic characters would go to. Every episode there would be a different story line that had to do with the club and at the same time they would play the old Mickey Mouse clips that everyone in the club would watch. Yeah, it was a good show.
This was my favorite show.
OMG I loved this show so much they need to bring it back
Everyone will hate you when you become a manager. This guy Dave used to be everybody’s buddy then he became a manager and he HAD to become a hardass to prevent being demoted and everyone hates him now
Ouch, that kinda sucks. Idk, I’ve been thinking about this a lot, but we have a really relaxed management structure in our store. The majority of managers will keep you busy, but won’t stop you from chatting/having a laugh, as long as you’re still working. Then you get a couple of managers which are total cunts and oh my god, they nitpick over EVERYTHING and this one guy can’t even take a joke and it’s like ‘Gurll, if you can’t take it, don’t give it!’
But anyway, like, I think where I already have people’s respect where they’ll do stuff for me and know I won’t be a twat about it, I don’t think I’ll have too many problems.
But yeah, I’ll probably be hated for a bit :’) Sounds like you should work at my store - seriously, we just take the piss out of eachother instead of doing real work!
WHEN I WAS YOUNG, IT SEEMED THAT LIFE WAS SO WONDERFUL!
A MIRACLE! OH IT WAS BEAUTIFUL, MAGICAL!
are you a magician because abracadayum
Crazy shit!!
