February 2012
I just calculated how many units I had last night.
Somewhere in the region of 26, with my calorie intake being my daily allowance!
Okay, so I learnt a lot last night.
Absinthe is fucking awesome
Absinthe is not awesome when you wake up the next morning
I spent £50 on shots, jagerbombs and beer.
Talk in Southend is massive, but pretty good.
The girls from work are brilliant
I’m fucking hungover.
we-are-the-forgotten-ones asked: happy birthday :) x
rooonil-waazlib asked: Oi! Happy birthdayy!!
on my first day of work at mcdonalds a little girl came in with her dad and when i asked what she wanted she told me the party pack 50 piece chicken mcnugget and her dad was like no sweetheart you cant eat that much and she screamed YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY ABILITIES and then kicked her dad in the balls and he fell to the floor and she was only like 6 years old omg
gaywitchpractisingabortion replied to your post: gaywitchpractisingabortion replied to…
Unless you find a good old fashioned speakeasy. ;)
Hmm, very good point…Very good point indeed!
Okay, so here's the plan.
Not going drinking tonight.
But, I have Indian party food in the oven, a pizza on the way and two beers to come with it. That should get me through the night.
Then, an early night so I can be up for work for 9 tomorrow, and I’ll go out on Thursday for my birthday. I’ll probably end up using Wonga to pay for it though :’)
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Start smoking a pipe too look distinguished too.
Aha, I’m not sure I could do that. I only like cigars when I’m ridiculously drunk and on a special occasion! Besides, it’s lost it’s class a little now you can’t smoke indoors!
gaywitchpractisingabortion replied to your post: Facebook says he’s online, but he’s not replying to my messages.
Go to an old man’s bar next time then and drink alone. With a book. It’s a shame you can’t smoke in bars anymore.
The funny thing is, the place we go to is pretty much an old man’s bar! It’s one of those small, dingy social clubs where people go to play...
Oreo should do a breakfast cereal...
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Facebook says he's online, but he's not replying...
I’m wondering if facebook is lying.
Either way, he has 10 minutes.
And Vee, I would but I’d get there in about a week :’)
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I give him until 10:30. Half an hour.
If he hasn’t gotten in contact with me before then, I’m just gonna assume that we’re not going out for a few drinks.
I hate waiting for people.
I’m supposed to be going out for a few drinks with a mate from work tonight.
We left work at 8. He said he’d message me as soon as he’s home.
He has no phone, and he’s not been on facebook yet.
It’s half 9, and I’m worried if we don’t leave soon we won’t have enough time D:
I just created the facebook event for my 19th and...
Well, it was basically an event where I invited people I work with/close friends and was like “Let’s go clubbing - it’s on the night of my birthday if you need an excuse” :’)
But anyway, so far it seems pretty positive, I just hope it stays that way!
whilewestillhave-time:
Frank Turner - I Knew...
Anonymous asked: what did you do for valentines? were you with youre gf?
me 3 years ago: wow i was so gross and ugly last year what was i thinking
me 2 years ago: wow i was so gross and ugly last year what was i thinking
me last year: wow i was so gross and ugly last year what was i thinking
me this year: wow i was so gross and ugly last year what was i thinking
normal people flirting: hey, you're cute!
me: so, what type of music do you like?
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