I’m in town tomorrow, I need to buy a calendar or something for next year, and I need to do the radio show ‘cuz the other person has been doing it for me all week. I haven’t left the house since Saturday :’)
Another thing that runs in my family is referring to the animal world when you're a child.
When I was about 8 I was on holiday in Malta. I was on the balcony overlooking the swimming pool, and shouted to my mum at the couple in it “Look at those two people in the pool! They’re mating!”
And my sister, when she had her first period, she also had a swimming lesson. She had to tell her swimming teacher, but didn’t know what to call it, so she thought it’d be the same as what you call a dog at that time of the month. So she goes up to her swimming teacher and goes “Uh…I’ve been told to tell you that I’m in season.”
I don't get all this 2011 bringing new things stuff. The only thing different on Saturday morning is that you'll be hungover, it'll be January, and 2011. No miracles, or life changing events, or anything. Sorry. It's just another day. The year is irrelevant.