I’m a bandit, we’re transatlantic, Got the internet down. We’ve got everything you want and more, So stop representing your town. Type in Colon Bracket, you can’t hack it. Never gave a thought about me, now I stack it, You got a CD for freebie, blad now just let me fucking crack it.
Basically, this college thing, I wanna post it now.
In psychology, I walk in late, and get shouted at from my friends. They tell me they hate me, and that they don’t want to talk to me until I apologise. When I ask what I did wrong, they wouldn’t tell me, cuz I should know.
I spend the hour worrying over it, then someone mentions facebook. I thought I must’ve said something about them over facebook on Saturday night when I was drunk.
Tension builds, and I get stressed, really try to think, because I can’t remember a thing from Saturday night, I was so drunk.
So someone tells me to talk about it to them. I do, and I take them to somewhere quiet in the corner. “Look, I’m really sorry. I don’t know what I said, but I know I must’ve said something. I didn’t want to apologise before I knew what I did, because otherwise it’s not heartfelt, but I was so drunk, I honestly don’t remember a thing”
"It’s okay, it means a lot……But can I just say something…..YOU HAVE JUST BEEN MIND FUCKED!”
An hour and a half that went on for. I worried, and thought so much that I almost passed out and got a really bad headache.
I went ape shit, then calmed down and found it amusing. Cuz I wasn’t the only one :’)
[ ] You own over 10 bottles of nail polish [ ] You own a designer purse [ ] You own perfume that cost over $60 [ ] You had/have fake nails [ ] You have more hair products and body products than you can use [ ] Your pet is a Chihuahua/Pomeranian/Yorkshire Terrier/Siamese/Shih Tzu/mini anything [ ] you have clothes/shoes/accessories for your pet [ ] You have enough clothes to cover an entire refugee camp [ ] you have enough pictures to create your own wallpaper [ ]A pink comforter, carpeting, walls or sheets
Total So Far: 0
Do you: [x] Spend more time at the mall than you do at homework [ ] Have had a hair color that is not natural [x] Have “blonde moments” at least once a day [x] Buy stuff because it’s awesome and then never wear/use it [x] Constantly keep your phone at your side [x] Dance around in your room when nobody else is home [ ] Have a name for your car [ ] Know what celebrity is dating who and who broke up this week [ ] Refuse to go out in public without makeup [ ] Prefer to be called “princess” Total So Far: 5
Do you love: [ ] Makeup [ ] Glitter [ ] The color Pink [ ] Jewelry [ ] Mirrors [ ] Chick flicks [x] Shoes [x] Rainbows [ ] Unicorns [x] Disney Movies [x]Flowers [ ] Stuffed Animals [ ] Purses Total So Far: 9
you shop at: [ ] Coach [ ] forever 21 [ ] Guess [ ] Claire’s [ ] Express [ ] Delia’s [ ] Hollister [ ] American Eagle [ ] Abercrombie Fitch [ ] Aeropostale Total So Far: 9
Do you say: [x] Whatever [x] Oh my gosh/goodness [ ] Hun [ ] Fugly [ ] That’s hot [ ] Dunzo [ ] Darling [ ] Bff [ ] Cutie [ ] Hottie [x] Skanky [x] Totally [x] For Sure [ ] Fabulous Total So Far: 14
Do you read: [ ] Cosmopolitan [ ] Glamour [ ] Marie Claire [ ] Elle Girl [ ] Teen Vogue [ ] People [ ] Us Weekly [ ] Star [ ] Self [ ] PerezHilton.com [ ] Dlisted.com [ ] Seventeen [ ] people.com [ ] usmagazine.com [ ] popsugar.com [ ] Pink Is The New Blog.com Total So Far: 14
Do you love these: [ ] Legally Blonde [ ] Elizabethtown [x] Mean Girls [ ] Now & Then [x] The Notebook [ ] A Walk to Remember [ ] Sweet Home Alabama [ ] Where the Heart is [ ] Just my luck [ ] John Tucker Must Die [ ] Center stage [ ] Bring it On [ ] How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days [ ] Mona Lisa Smile [ ] My Girl [ ] Wedding Date [ ] 10 Things I Hate About You Total So Far: 16
Do you really enjoy: [ ] America’s Next Top Model [ ] Project Runway [ ] Desperate Housewives [ ] The Simple Life [ ] 8th & Ocean [ ] Sex & the City [ ] Grey’s Anatomy [ ] The O.C. [ ] The City [ ] Nip/Tuck [ ] Gilmore Girls
Total So Far: 16
Take your total and multiply it by 2. Then re-post this as “I am #% Girly.” With the number you got as the percent of course
I am a morning person. I am a perfectionist. I am an only child. I am Catholic. I am currently pregnant. I am currently suffering from a broken heart. I am left handed. I am married. I am addicted to MySpace. I’m shy around the opposite sex. I currently regret something I have done. When I get mad I curse. I don’t like anyone. I enjoy country music. I enjoy jazz music. I have a car. I have a cell phone. I have a pet. I have at least one brother or sister. I have been to another country. I have been told that I’m smart. I have been told that I have an unusual sense of humor. I have had a broken bone. I have had surgery. I have killed another person. I have had my hair cut within the last week. I have had the cops called on me. I have kissed someone I knew I shouldn’t. I have kissed someone of the same gender. I have mood swings. I have rejected someone before. I have seen the Lord of the Rings trilogy. I like Shakespeare. I love to cook. I like Michael Jackson. I love sleeping. I love to shop. I miss someone right now. I own over 100 CDs. I own over 100 DVDs. I own and use a library card. I practice a religion that is not considered mainstream. I read books for pleasure in my spare time. I sleep a lot during the day. I strongly dislike maths. I think Britney Spears is pretty. I will try ALMOST anything once. I work at a job that I enjoy. I would classify myself as ghetto. I can name all seven dwarfs from Snow White. I am currently wearing socks. I am tired. I am currently waiting for someone. I lost contact with someone. I hate Miley Cyrus. I think Party In The USA is catchy. I’d date Harry Potter, but I’d much prefer RON. I can name all the past presidents of the United States. I know who was president before George Bush. I love pickles. I prefer vanilla over chocolate. I watched Star Trek. I watched all six movies of Star Wars. I own an Xbox. I think music is life.
Music (Bold the ones you like)
Acceptance. Coldplay. Dave Matthews Band. David Bowie. Foo Fighters. Hellogoodbye. The Killers. James Blunt. Teddy Geiger. Linkin Park. Muse. Ok Go. Panic At The Disco. Peter Bjorn. The Postal Service. Timbaland. Jack Johnson. Norah Jones. Drake. The Fray. The Wreckers. Michael Buble. Beyoncé. Metallica. Massive Attack. Queen. Journey. The Cars. Supertramp. Eurythmics. Sublime. The Red Hot Chili Peppers. Wu-tang Clan. Fergie. Sarah McLachlan. Band of Horses. John Mayer. Jason Mraz. Justin Timberlake. Michael Jackson. Kenny Chesney. Carrie Underwood. Lynyrd Skynyrd. Neil Young. The Beatles. Brad Paisley. Tim McGraw.Jason Aldean. Justin Moore. Taylor Swift. P. Diddy. Jay Z. Lil’ Wayne. Lil’ Jon. Three 6 Mafia. Nelly. Young Joc. T.I. Sean Paul. 50 Cent. Eminem. Eiffel 65. Ace of Base. The Underdog Project. Dream Theater. Santana. Alicia Keys. Incubus. Victor Wooten. Ludacris. Gorillaz. Matchbox 20. Paramore. Say Anything. Taking Back Sunday. Eric Clapton. The Darkness. Weezer. Eagles. Jimi Hendrix. Maroon 5. Billy Joel. Reel Big Fish. Anberlin. Mae. Family Force 5. AC/DC. Hootie and the Blowfish. Electric Six. Outkast. R.E.M. The White Stripes. Prince. Mika. Crystal Castles. Britney Spears. Spice Girls. The Gossip. Lady GaGa. Nirvana. Smashing Pumpkins. Third Eye Blind. Metro Station. All Time Low. Motion City Soundtrack. The Rocket Summer. Tenacious D. Something Corporate. The Moldy Peaches. Macy Gray. Mandy Moore. Plain White T’s. Yeah Yeah Yeahs. My Chemical Romance. Fall Out Boy. We the Kings. The Rolling Stones. Angels & Airwaves. The Beastie Boys. Black Eyed Peas. Boys Like Girls. Jonas Brothers. Demi Lovato. Selena Gomez. The Cure. Cobra Starship. Death Cab for Cutie. Deftones. Team Sleep. Filter. Goo Goo Dolls. Honor Society. Katy Perry. Kid Cudi. McFLY. Temper Trap. Owl City. Pixie Lotte. 3OH!3.
Movies (Bold the ones you’ve seen)
Pride and Prejudice. Glory Road. The Princess Bride. Goonies. Center Stage. Ocean’s Eleven. Seven. Newsies. 300. Robin Hood Men In Tights. Love Actually. Garden State. Donnie Darko. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. My Best Friend’s Wedding. Anchorman. Drop Dead Gorgeous. Wedding Crashers. Elf. Zoolander. Austin Powers. Clueless. Mean Girls. Hairspray. Moulin Rouge. Fight Club. Rocky. Pulp Fiction. What A Girl Wants. Kill Bill. Thank You For Smoking. Little Miss Sunshine. Requiem for a Dream. The Departed. Dawn of the Dead. Memento. 17 Again. 8 Mile. Office Space. Snakes on a Plane. Boondock Saints. Say Anything. The Silence of the Lambs. Saving Private Ryan. Superbad. The Prestige. Just Friends. The Devil Wears Prada. Saw. Ace Ventura. Under the Tuscan Sun. Titanic. Steel Magnolias. She’s the Man. Because I Said So. Catch and Release. Music and Lyrics. Spanglish. Stick It. Step Up. The Fast and the Furious. Joyride. Halloween. The Italian Job. Crash. Must Love Dogs. The Last Kiss. Chicago. Harry Potter. Rush Hour. Breakfast at Tiffany’s. Clerks. Shooter. The Bourne Identity. Meet the Parents. Dirty Dancing. A Christmas Story. Rudy. Miss Congeniality. National Treasure. Sleepless in Seattle. The Science of Sleep. The Matrix. Good Will Hunting. Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure. Empire Records. Phantom of the Opera. Lord of the Rings. Click. Scarface. District 9. The Notebook.
Tv Series (Bold the ones that you’ve watched more than a couple of times)
ER. Grey’s Anatomy. Saved by the Bell. Man vs. Wild. Scrubs. South Park. America’s Next Top Model. Gossip Girl. Sex and the City. Friends. Dawson’s Creek. The Big Bang Theory. Seinfeld. The Office. Lost. Miami Ink. Made. Arrested Development. That 70’s Show. Family Guy. The Simpsons. Veronica Mars. Project Runway. Bones. Iron Chef. Alias. Pushing Daisies. Gilmore Girls. The Colbert Report. The Daily Show. Mythbusters. Avatar: The Last Airbender. Will and Grace. 24. House. To Catch A Predator. Whistler. Heroes. Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Unsolved Mysteries. Mock the Week. Everybody Loves Raymond. Boston Legal. Bleach. What I Like About You. Reba. King of Queens. Survivor. The O.C. Australian Idol. Days of Our Lives. How I Met Your Mother. CSI. Boy Meets World. Law and Order (SVU). Numbers. Reno 911. I Love New York. Step by Step. Little People Big World. What Not To Wear. My Wife and Kids. Moonlight. Supernatural. Ace of Cakes. White Collar. Nip/Tuck. The Biggest Loser. Beauty and the Geek. Battlestar Galactica. Stargate SG1. The Inferno. Scarred. Wild N Out. Real World. Trinity Blood. Dead Like Me. Whose Line is it Anyway? Dragon Ball Z. Futurama. Firefly. Medium. Star Trek. X-files. Cowboy BeBop. Sailor Moon. My Name is Earl. Six Feet Under. Dancing With The Stars. Degrassi. Greek. Glee. Secret Life of the American Teenager. The Hills. Laguna Beach. Vampire Diaries.
i thought a netbook was a laptop…that’s how much i don’t care.
Hehe, nah, netbooks are those tiny things that you could almost put on your pockets [if they were big pockets -shifty eyes-] but laptops are those nice fuck ass ones with big screens, big everything really ;D
Oh gaiz...Saturday. I forgot to tell you about it.
Was working during the day, then it was my little brothers birthday party.
He had about 20 people in our house [good job we have a big house!] and for speakers, I decided to use his Marshall Guitar amp. It worked so well! You could hear music from the end of the road, now that is cool.
I used my wireless microphones to talk, and once we were all very very drunk, we did karaoke. Green Day, Bon Jovi, and something else, I forget!
I gave Andrew a speech, just cuz I was wonderfully intoxicated by this time…I think I told him he was one step closer to death, and one step further away from maturity! Then we all sang him Happy Birthday.
Andrew came up with a wonderful idea of doing the YMCA with your legs, whilst laying on your back…It hurts! We did loads of dancing, lots of stupid party songs, and yeah.
I went to bed at half 3, passed out on the bathroom floor, woke up in the morning with the worst head ever, and slightly drunk still!