- boy: there are 206 bones in the body, want 1 more? ;)
- girl: yeah sure ;)
- boy stabs girl with rib of dead cow
I’m sitting right in front of the router, and apparently I only have one bar of signal. Explain that to me Windows?
Work party last night - I remember nothing.
I don’t have a headache, but my stomach feels fucked. Like as if I could be sick any minute. Oh dear.
jamesisdamnawesome said: You’re at that bit already? (Also, fun fact, ‘that cute girl’ - Emma from Glee.)
Yeah, I started on disk two. Episode 8 or 9?
Y’know, Charlie - the waitress.
when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and then he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”
Going to McDonald’s for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
At work, I’ve been eating nothing but salads, drinking water, and I’ve been walking to/from work too.
And I feel strangely good about it.
Time to get into shape for summer!
My plan is to slim down, then tone up :3
when i was younger i thought “peanut butter and jelly” meant like peanut butter and this
and i was so distraught because i was like why the fuck would anyone eat peanut butter with that and on bread none the less what is wrong with people and why is this such a popular meal then i learnt that jelly in america actually means jam
And then ride to the valley like the old light brigade!” —Frank Turner, Love Ire and Song (via jamesmoloney)
Love the fact that we’ve scheduled the BAFTAs for the day after the Eurovision.
Because we knew we weren’t going to win the Song Contest so fuck you, world, we’re going to have our own awards ceremony
Where we’re the only nominees.
So, we’re the only winners.
I refuse to answer is what the no means~.
I win anon