ryan | twenty | essex

pics of me
a little bit about me

i want to dance
i want to dance
i want lust and love and a smattering of romance
but im no good at dancing
yet i have to do something
tonight im gonna play it straight
im gonna take my chance
i want to dance

stalker stalkin'

 

Just to clarify the following:-

  • I am not marrying Justin Beiber.
  • I am not in love with Nikki Minaj.
  • The photo of me in a bra is an old one, a drunken bet, and I am scarred from it and it’s impact.

That is all - except for this:

  • Thanks for the trape Laura!
This is generally just me being stupid.
But anyway, it was sunny yesterday, so me and Laura went for a walk down to the lake for a picnic.
I also like to regularly reaffirm that I’m a total idiot!

This is generally just me being stupid.

But anyway, it was sunny yesterday, so me and Laura went for a walk down to the lake for a picnic.

I also like to regularly reaffirm that I’m a total idiot!

Okay, hi.

Ryan’s back. Bad Laura/Andrew!

So yeah, I’m ending the spam/tag spam now. I’ve put an end to it. Bastards!

We were cooking pancakes, and I got really really hot…

We were cooking pancakes, and I got really really hot…