ryan | nineteen | essex

pics of me
a little bit about me

i want to dance
i want to dance
i want lust and love and a smattering of romance
but im no good at dancing
yet i have to do something
tonight im gonna play it straight
im gonna take my chance
i want to dance

stalker stalkin'

 

Hey.
I’m ridiculously tired.
Someone carry me to bed?
Ta!

Hey.

I’m ridiculously tired.

Someone carry me to bed?

Ta!

Hi.
This would be a very tired Ryan. He’s been doing election stuff for a radio station all night and he’s just got home. It’s nearly 5am.
He has work tomorrow night and isn’t looking forward to it.
He’s now going to bed. Goodnight.

Hi.

This would be a very tired Ryan. He’s been doing election stuff for a radio station all night and he’s just got home. It’s nearly 5am.

He has work tomorrow night and isn’t looking forward to it.

He’s now going to bed. Goodnight.

Oh yeah, and I forgot - eat Nutella straight from the jar :’)
Not my most flattering pic, I know!

Oh yeah, and I forgot - eat Nutella straight from the jar :’)

Not my most flattering pic, I know!

Oh, and I hate my forehead (it’s kinda huge), but this is actually okay :3

Oh, and I hate my forehead (it’s kinda huge), but this is actually okay :3

Ohai, last week, in the sunny place of Fuerteventura on holiday with the girlfriend :3

Ohai, last week, in the sunny place of Fuerteventura on holiday with the girlfriend :3

Here’s a picture of me from last week.
I was out clubbing, and very drunk.

Here’s a picture of me from last week.

I was out clubbing, and very drunk.

I need a haircut and a shave :3

I need a haircut and a shave :3

I really need to go to bed.
I’m so tired and yeah. I think I’m gonna hit the hay as they say :’)
omgthatrhymedbutshhcuzidon’trhyme!
G’night whores :D

I really need to go to bed.

I’m so tired and yeah. I think I’m gonna hit the hay as they say :’)

omgthatrhymedbutshhcuzidon’trhyme!

G’night whores :D

I was gonna show you my shower hair this morning but it didn’t come out too well D:

I was gonna show you my shower hair this morning but it didn’t come out too well D:

Remember when I used to be a poser?

Remember when I used to be a poser?

fattpacman:

RRAAAWWWRRRRR but with a bit of a growl.
This is the best bear face I could pull off, there y’go anon!

Remember when someone asked me to be a bear?

fattpacman:

RRAAAWWWRRRRR but with a bit of a growl.

This is the best bear face I could pull off, there y’go anon!

Remember when someone asked me to be a bear?

Just before I go though, have a video I made a while back about why instead of voting for a normal political party, you should vote for mine: The Pokemon National Party [PNP - it’s like the BNP, but better!]

I thought I’d make myself one of these as I think it’s fairly accurate~

I thought I’d make myself one of these as I think it’s fairly accurate~

fattpacman:

Remember when…

And omg, can I just bring this back? :’)
Not that I’d ever want to, but omg, it’s still hilarious :’)

fattpacman:

Remember when…

And omg, can I just bring this back? :’)

Not that I’d ever want to, but omg, it’s still hilarious :’)

fattpacman:

8/8/08 - I was 14 or 15
I enjoyed drunk air guitar at my cousins wedding :3

And I’m an amazing drunk :’)

fattpacman:

8/8/08 - I was 14 or 15

I enjoyed drunk air guitar at my cousins wedding :3

And I’m an amazing drunk :’)